The perfect gift for new dads and expecting fathers! A punderful resource of the funniest dad jokes that each dad needs of their arsenal!
With over 500 modern jokes on a range of topics to get dads in a position to embarrass their children―and most importantly―embarrass them early, this laugh-out-loud book is a hilarious gift great for baby showers, Christmas, Father’s Day, and beyond! From USA Today bestselling writer Jimmy Niro, Dad Jokes for New Dads is a special edition joke book for new parents and soon-to-be fathers that celebrates dads with a full arsenal of dad jokes, silly quips, witty one-liners, and “helpful” pro how one can assist them get by! A funny gag gift from any kid, wife, or partner to celebrate and get ready the brand new dad of their life!
Includes knee-slappers like:
Q: What did the big beer name its baby?
A: Micro brew.
I wrote a book about birds once. My publisher said it flew off the shelves!
Dad Pro Tip #1: If the baby starts to spit up, turn it toward somebody else.