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ToggleClean jokes, sharable with all the circle of relatives (Dad will love this)!
- Biggest collection: over 600 jokes
- Best dad jokes: thoughtfully selected
- Highest quality: professionally edited
A quick and easy gift for every dad!
You get all of these gems and so a lot more:
- I am terrified of elevators. I’m going to start taking steps to steer clear of them.
- I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today. I will have to have set the oven to aloha temperature.
- Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They every got six months.
- I stayed up all night and tried to determine where the sun used to be. Then it dawned on me.
- Broken guitar for sale. No strings attached.
- Man, I love my furniture. Me and my recliner go way back.
- How do you get a farm girl to like you? A tractor.
- Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? In case they get a hole in one!
- Dad, are you able to provide an explanation for to me what a solar eclipse is? No sun.
- How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh? Nothing, it’s on the house.
